Morris Dancing...Why ?

Morris Dancing is English folk dancing performed by men in bright costume (well white anyway), who wear noisemaking devices (bells, sticks, hankies), and perform in the streets to festive tunes before large crowds (!!!).

Alternatively

Morris Dancing is anything that can be considered to be a complete and utter waste of your or somebody elses time. A morris, to morris etc. Something born of touring but which can be equally well applied to situations in normal life.



Sometimes I simply feel the need to Vent, and this is as good a place as any.